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PNMtium

A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet know to science - "PNMtium." It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called peons (also called URPeons). There is a related group of sub-particles called CEPEPeons which occupy space, but do little more than polish adjacent matter while consuming vast amounts of resources. Without these sub-particles, however, it becomes almost impossible for PNMtium to exist.

PNMtium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of PNMtium can take a reaction that normally occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it can take years.

PNMtium has a normal half-life of 2.5 years. It doesn't decay but "re-organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.

This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that PNMtium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration forming critical morass. Researches believe that in PNMtium, the more you re-organize, the morass you cover.

Hunter feat. Bunji Garlin

Lalchan 'Hunter' Babwa singing some future releases and his break out single "Bring It" with Bunji Garlin in an All Inclusive fete

RADAR DOWN AGAIN

Richard Charan South Bureau

Source: Trinidad Express

Wednesday, January 30th 2008

-Photo: TREVOR HACKETT

The radar installation on the San Fernando Hill that forms part of the State's $100 million 360-degree coastal surveillance system went dead again four days ago and has become a roost for corbeaux.

All day yesterday, the birds, which feed on carrion, flew around or nestled on the facility. But the Ministry of National Security has refused to comment on what some believe to be a malfunction of the system that Government considers critical in the fight against drug and gun smugglers.

Another waste of money by the PNM. What's new?
Look like the corbeaux making better use of this glorified bird nest.

Plot to destabilise COP

Dookeran:

Stories by Ria Taitt Political Editor

Source: Trinidad Express

Wednesday, January 30th 2008

Congress of the People leader Winston Dookeran yesterday suggested that criticisms coming from within his own party were attempts by "the other side" to "try to destabilise us as we move to contest the local government elections". (So what he trying to say is that Gary Griffith, Gillian Lucky and Gerald Yetming are on the other side now? Duckanrun look like he losin it now.)

In a statement, Dookeran said: "We know that our success (COrPse eh win ah blasted seat and he bawling sucess? What brand ah weed you smokin hoss?) has shocked many on the other side. Those elements will no doubt try to destabilise us as we move on to contest the local government elections." (Look who talking about destabilising. Isn't this the same jack@$$ who destabilise the opposition and hand the PNM another 5 years in office?)

He also welcomed the "challenge" to the leadership from former candidate and prominent member Gary Griffith who wrote Dookeran recently criticising his leadership style. (This man welcoming a challenge for leadership but leadership of what? Ah dead corpse? Griffith have no shame, he fighting to lead ah dead party.)

On Griffith's assertions that he had set up several parallel groups which were taking instructions from him without any input from the executive, Dookeran said he did not think that "the objective of full participation by a wide cross section of the party membership" should be interpreted as setting up "parallel groups". (Ah boy Duckanrun, take ah little taste of your own medicine now.)

Where all the new politics gone by the way? The way I see it, Dookeran trying to play the blame game and blame UNC-A for the shit he in now and he trying to make comparisons to other parties and say his is the best. Looks like Duckanrun up to the same old poli-tricks he was bashing.

PNM Dirty Laundry in Senate Uproar

Opposition Senator causes stir in Senate
Sunday 27th January, 2008
Source: Trinidad Guardian

By Yvonne Baboolal

Author and popular letter writer, Mohammed Faisal Rahman, now an Opposition Senator, caused a stir in the Senate last Tuesday when he made his contribution to the Supplementary Appropriation Bill, prompting at least one Government Senator to say no to a request to extend his speaking time.

Rahman made several statements that kept Government Senators wide awake way past the 4.30 pm tea break, one of which was that it was a common practice for former PNM ministers to often ride free on the national airline, BWIA.

“I used to be in the travel business and airline personnel told me BWIA used to be packed with government ministers, not from this regime, from the past, from first class right down.

“BWIA too often had to carry non-revenue seats. Mr President can I ask for your help Sir?” Rahman asked, forced to break his contribution because of the chorus of protests that rose from the Government benches. (Now we see why BWIA was always running at a loss under the PNM.)

When the noises from the other side abated, the bearded Rahman reminded the Government that the reasons it gave for wanting to shut down the national airline was that it was saddled with inefficiencies and cost overruns.

Next, he moved on to attack Government’s 2020 Vision and its emphasis on the construction of mega buildings in the city, in particular.

“Vision 2020 seems to be an altered skyline. I see the buildings all stacked up there and it looks like a little piece of New York.

“But the Government should be building schools, houses, hospitals and police stations to bring social benefits to the people. (Well done Mr. Rahaman. Apparently the 299,813 PNMites don't have much of a brain, so they are unable to realise that they can't eat sky-scrapers and that they are being treated like 3rd class citizens.)

“Government is supposed to be providing security, food, clothing and shelter...I am giving you some discomfort, am I?” he paused again to ask a Government Senator who had fired a salvo at him.

Continuing, Rahman then blamed Prime Minister Patrick Manning for the high cost of goods in the country.

“Manning didn’t float the dollar. He submerged it like a submarine and handed control of the currency of the nation to the banking sector.

“The sovereignty of a nation hinges on its control of its currency and when you give it to the banks they determine what goods cost. Over the years the banks continued to devaluate the dollar and profit by this. “The dollar has been steadily losing its purchasing power. One dollar is now worth 16 cents,” Rahman informed the Senate.

He said all of this was linked to crime. “Necessity can make a priest, maulana or pundit a criminal. But how can you be concerned for the poor when you are living in a $48 million palace?” he asked rhetorically. (Well all Manning care about is being a King and the PNMites, as I said earlier, fail to realise that they can't live on sky-scrapers and palaces won't do them any good either.)

At this, a Government Senator shot up, Standing Orders in hand, and pointed Senate President Danny Montano to a rule that spoke about the relevancy of a speaker’s contribution.

Montano agreed that Rahman had certainly sailed way off course and asked him to try and bring his contribution nearer to the subject at hand.

Rahman, noting he was not telling the Government these things because he was on “the other side” but because he was a citizen of the country, then digressed to disclose that he had once been a supporter of the PNM for years. “I was a PNM boy,” he said.

He also took the opportunity to chastise Manning for once referring to himself as the father of the nation, declaring, “There has been and will always be only one father of the nation, Dr Eric Williams.”

When his speaking time ended shortly after and a request to extend it by 15 minutes was put to the vote, one Government Senator (Couldn't handle the heat eh?) said a loud no.

Grateful that it was only one person, Rahman said, “I thank the majority on the other side for allowing me to speak, at their expense.”

Well it seems to me that Mr. Rahaman is really a fine choice by the UNC-A. Bravo on your stellar contribution to the Upper House.

Human Rats Strike Again!

'Human rats' blamed again

Cocaine missing from station

Richard Charan South Bureau

Source: Trinidad Express

Saturday, January 26th 2008



SPANKING NEW: Senior Supt of the Central Division Rattan Singh, right, and Police Commissioner Trevor Paul tour the Brasso/ Flanagin Police Post yesterday after it was opened. -Photo: DAVE PERSAD

Police suspect that 33 kilogrammes of cocaine stored in the property room of the Princes Town Police Station, might have been taken by the same "human rats" who stole a similar amount of the drug from the station three years ago.

An inventory has been requested of all evidence in the property room, a place where items lost, seized or stolen are kept pending use in a trial, return to owners, or destruction by the State.

The investigation has been requested by Superintendent Chadrabhan Maharaj, who is based at the station, and who, it was learned, received information that the cocaine had been taken and sold.

The Express was told that hesitation by junior officers to conduct the inventory has led to a complaint being recorded in the police station's log book.

Maharaj could not be contacted yesterday.

His telephone number at the station is out of service.

Commissioner of Police Trevor Paul declined to take questions at yesterday's official opening of the Brasso Police Post in Central Trinidad.

Maharaj is the police officer who two months ago turned down a promotion to the rank of Acting Senior Superintendent Southern Division, because he said there were too many corrupted police officers involved in the guns and drug trade.

Report of narcotics being stolen from the Princes Town Station first surfaced during the 2005 trial of a couple charged with trafficking in more than 73 kilogrammes of cocaine.

During the trial, a police sergeant said the year before he went to check on the cocaine in the property room and found that half was gone.

The couple were freed, and presiding judge Herbert Volney blasted the police, saying that "human rats" had eaten the cocaine. A investigation into the disappearance by Assistant Commissioner of Police Glenroy Woodley, is still to be completed.

The new investigation involves cocaine that was found by a farmer buried in a canefield in Tableland in August 2000, and taken to the Princes Town Station to be kept while the drug dealers were hunted.

No one was ever held.

The cocaine was part of a multi-million dollar shipment apparently lost at sea and which began floating ashore on Trinidad's south and east coasts. There was a race back then between police and thieves trying to get to the cocaine first.

Imagine the police stations not even safe. The police can't even guard evidence in a police station, where the police are for most of the time, so how they expect to protect the citizens who are not even in same building as them? How does the TTPS expect the citizenry to have any faith in them? And to think that this has happened before in the same station, one would have thought that measures would be put in place to prevent a re-occurrence, but then this is the Trinidad & Tobago Police Service we speak of, in other words, a bunch of bungling idiots who can be categorised as having only 3 CXC passes. Lord put ah hand!